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Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

May 18, 2015

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

January 19, 2015

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

November 14, 2014

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

June 11, 2014

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

August 9, 1995

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

September 8, 1980

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.