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Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

January 19, 2015

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AI Systems

Search & Destroy

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! And I'm his friend Jesus. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. We're also Santa Claus! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Sound Detector System

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. No, just a regular mistake. Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. I wish! It's a nickel.

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HUD Development

Main UI Systems

That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. I wish! It's a nickel. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

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  • The Route of All Evil

    Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Look, last night was a mistake. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

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The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Character Art

Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. Bender, you risked your life to save me! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

Can I use the gun? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! And I'm his friend Jesus. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. No, she'll probably make me do it. Hello Morbo, how's the family?

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My Three Suns

A true inspiration for the children. One hundred dollars. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Tell her she looks thin.